What a mad couple of days it's been!! Oh and it's Saturday, again!!

So my dog has been in and out of the vets for the past two days, bless her. I feel so helpless that I can't make it all just go away and see her bounding about all over the place as usual. Sleeping on the sofa isn't my idea of a good night's sleep, but I wanted to keep a close eye on her. More perky today, that's my dog....not me!  But come 6pm I will be upright, glowing and ready for whatever delights drift my way!

A couple of night ago I had friends over, 1 gay man, 1 gay female and one of the funniest men I've ever met! So, as you can imagine, it was quite a night! by 10pm I had dyed the girls eyelashes, plucked her eyebrows and even got my friend drunk enough for him to accept having his eyelashes dyed too!( that would be my gay friend, Simon, not the funny one Ben! although I'm sure I could of given him some "comedy" eyebrows! next time I'm putting vodka in my risotto!

I have been to the "Eastern European" supermarket this afternoon, wowwww! It's like Aladdin's cave in there. I went to pick up something exotic, tasty and unusual..I know I know, I wasn't in the right shop for that, but the 20 kilo watermelon in the window drew me in. Those places are great; they have the most beautiful products... I don't know what 98% of them are for or even how to pronounce the name but they sure do look pretty in my kitchen cupboards!

To make matters worse, I went in hungry, yes I know, big mistake! So I have at least 8 different types of feta (there's that feta obsession again) in my fridge, several different sausages (that's what they were selling them as anyway) and jars and jars of things that nobody is allowed to eat but just makes me look like I cook really interesting things and livens the cupboards up sitting next to the "beans and sausages", canned sweet corn and endless jars of pesto! Oh dear, I'm painting a sorry looking picture, aren't I?

Actually, I'm a rather good cook!  No, no really!  I do kinda think I'm cooking for a dozen people all the time though, which isn't the case! Thank god for freezers and mother Tupperware eh!

Okay dokey, the rain has stopped and I have tomatoes to harvest (yes more), slugs to pick off, a horrid job but I can't resist any excuse walking on the wet garden in bare feet..............................I should get out more, which is where you come in!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy weekend all

Josephine x

This is my first blog! Nothing too thrilling but you have to start somewhere huh!?

So, another Monday afternoon has arrived (and without my consent!) the sun has been exchanged for rain and clouds (also without my consent) I was really getting into the "I'm pretending I'm living abroad bit" even to the point where one evening, while sitting in my garden, I considered having my own goat and maybe I could even make my own feta?  But then I had a thought of how fat I would become feta with salad, feta on toast, feta on jacket potato, feta and olives, feta and ice cream...??  Perhaps it's not such a good idea.  Anyway, the dream has been ruined again by the rain, but at least I do not have to water the garden twice a day...for now!

So, I have 3 more days before my website goes live!! Excited isn't the word. If I'm in  company, I'm finding myself pulling funny faces from time to time to conceal the fact I'm as excited as a child on Christmas eve! This has been something I have thought about for a few years, and now is my time to get out there. I'm really looking forward to my "non vanilla" life!

I've spent months watching and working out how things work. I have my own set of rules, as every other escort has and because I'm comfy with these, it means I'm going to be very happy in my new job... nothing worse than someone whose unhappy in their work, we all know how much those people give to their job!

I'd like to keep my blog here "real", it's kind of like a secret diary for me as well as you being able to see what I'm up to! I won't ever write rubbish about me jetting off to Monaco or being whisked away to Dubai if I'm really sat in my garden with the dog, giving myself a pedicure or painting the dining room yet a different colour!

I do hope you will become a frequent reader of my blog and enjoy sharing some of my thoughts, dreams, every day stuff and even the odd wild erotic fantasy from time to time! X